- me after every conversation: shit they'll never wanna talk to me again
in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.
- Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
- Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.